Fun One-Liners

Today I have a great group of authors visiting with some of their best one-liners from their books. Participants include Allie Quinn, Bobbi Romans, Brynley Bush, Cailin Briste, Cara Bristol, Cynthia Sax, Errin Stevens, Eva Lefoy, Gail Koger, Haley Whitehall, Jeanne St. James, Jessica E. Subject, Jocelyn Dex, K.T. Black, Laurel Richards, Lisa M. Owens, Louisa Kelley, Marianne Rice, Megan Slayer, Pamela Moran, Pippa Jay, Shiloh Saddler, Sotia Lazu, Stephanie Lake, Susanna Eastman, Tami Lund, Tara Quan, TD Hassett, and Wendi Zwaduk. Plus I’m sharing a couple lines of my own. Thank you to all the authors who joined in. Now read on for fun one-liners that will make you smile, blush, and add to your TBR list.

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Enormous frost bears didn’t turn into gorgeous, naked men. — Pleasure Season by Allie Ritch

 

“Sex magic, good for everything.” — Nareen of the Draca by Louisa Kelley

 

“No, I do bite, but only if you want me to.” — Together In Cedarwood by Megan Slayer

 

What she saw below his belt… Mmm, some things just couldn’t be tucked away and hidden. — Shane: Marshal of Tallav by Cailin Briste

 

“You know what you need, don’t you? You need to get laid.” — If Only… by Lisa M. Owens *See Lisa’s guest post for more about If Only…

 

“What kind of sex do you like?” His voice sounded low and gruff to his own ears.

“The kind when I get to come.” — Double Dare by Jeanne St. James

 

“She breathed in the increasing smell of smoke and tried not to think of sex.” — Lydia and the Draca by Louisa Kelley

 

“Wow. It really was an orgy.” — Updrift by Errin Stevens

 

“Men retain words better when they read them on boobs. I hear that’s how Dickens got started.” — Hard Wolf Cafe (Sexy to Go Valentine’s Day edition) by Eva Lefoy

 

“Do my breasts feel the same as a New Earthling woman’s?” — Alien Sex 101: Xindra and Quinn by Allie Ritch

 

“The neighbors probably wouldn’t look twice at a woman dressed as a fairy queen walking up and down their sidewalks at six o’clock in the morning.” — Unbidden Dragon by Louisa Kelley

 

“Why did you carve your tree into a giant phallus?” — The Clam Festival Murders by Laurel Richards

 

Then a man slid into her booth, put one arm around her shoulder and ran his other hand up her thigh while whispering desperately in her ear, “Please. Pretend you know me for the next five minutes.” — Quickshot by Pippa Jay

 

“Hey, for all I know, you’re in some kind of kinky cult that requires members to, well, what are you supposed to do with my semen?” — Araya’s Addiction by Jocelyn Dex

 

I will not google him, I will not google him. — Isabel’s Awakening by TD Hassett *learn more about Isabel’s Awakening in this guest post

 

“Baby, you are the sexiest cat burglar I’ve ever seen.” — The Fish Fry Fiasco by Laurel Richards

 

“Little circles. I like little circles.” — Timeless Heat by Susanna Eastman (Coming soon)

 

“What a ride, you fantastic beast!” — Cara and the Draca by Louisa Kelley

 

“Wow.” Her milk chocolate eyes darkened, and he imagined what they’d look like when he touched more than just her lips. — Sweet on You by Marianne Rice

 

“Does your husband know of your propensity to taste other men’s lips?” — His Second Chance (Second Chance Series 1) by Stephanie Lake

 

“Kiss me, and I’ll forgive you.” — Submissive on Display by Tara Quan

 

“I told you to call me Dylan. But, it does kind of turn me on to hear you say, Mr. Holt.” His tone was suggestive, full of naughty implications. — The Assistant: Afternoon Delights Collection by K.T. Black

 

He would spank her over this. And it wouldn’t be a pretty-please-spank-me-again-it-hurts-so-good kind of paddling. But a wailing-begging-sleep-on-her-stomach-afterwards spanking. — Domestic Discipline by Cara Bristol (Release date: 9/6/2016)

 

Typical men, she thought. Give them food or sex and they’re happy. Pussy or cookies, just put them on a plate. — Brothers in Blue: Max by Jeanne St. James (Release date: 9/27/2016)

 

And I was fighting to keep my anger in check. What I really wanted to do was to dip his dick in honey and cover it with an army of hungry fire ants. Or pull a Lorena Bobbitt and slice the son of a bitch off. — What If… by Lisa M. Owens

 

Who knew a Coletti Warlord would think being zapped with a cattle prod was foreplay? — Reality Bites by Gail Koger

 

“I’ve endured worse abuse from less beautiful beings.” — Chasing Mayhem by Cynthia Sax

 

“Prince Charming is from a fairy tale, not a romance novel, but not to worry, charming you’re not.” — Wulf and the Bounty Hunter by Gail Koger (Release Date: 10/18/2016)

 

“You’re more honest right after you come.” — Submissive on the Run by Tara Quan

 

“You seem agitated. Too much so for the pink fortress to have been attacked last night.”

“I don’t even know what you’re saying, but I know you’re talking about sex.” — Mirror, Mirror by Tami Lund (Release date: 9/28/2016; advanced copies available FREE)

 

“You don’t have to court a shady lady, Dr. Steere.” She eased off his lap, flashed him a saucy smile, and took him by the hand, pulling him out of the chair. “I’ll show you to the bedroom.” — Wild and Tender Care by Haley Whitehall

 

“Duh, I’m vanilla, not stupid.” — Inhibition-X by Bobbi Romans

 

He’d had his share of fun and sowed plenty of wild oats, but he knew where he wanted to land and who he wanted in his bed—her. — Between Us by Wendi Zwaduk

 

She stumbled, her legs going limp and collapsing beneath her as she struggled to latch onto the nearest armrest for support. But what she found instead was a solid muscled chest… — DAMAGED by Lisa M. Owens

 

James complied, flashing him a cocky smile. “Guess I’ll hook my suspenders then. Make sure the shirt stays in place.” — Labors of Love: Complete Box Set by Shiloh Saddler

 

“The first time I saw this scene… well, it was so sweetly erotic, I couldn’t sleep for three days.” — Breakwater by Errin Stevens (Release Date: 11/2016)

 

“I was unwed, and you weren’t of royal blood, weren’t anyone my parents would even consider marrying me off to.”  — BRYCE (Galactic Defenders book one) by Jessica E. Subject *learn more about BRYCE in this guest post

 

Wrong man, Sure as hell the wrong time. — Darkwater Echoes (PSI Sentinels: Darkwater Guardians) by Pamela Moran

 

Your disguise is very effective, little one, I shall enjoy discovering what is beneath it. — Vexing Voss by Gail Koger

 

She wanted another man? The problem was the other man she wanted was also me. — A Touch of Lavender by Allie Quinn

 

It’s a slow, deep kiss, the kind that reminds a woman that a man knows the secrets of her soul and plans to exploit them all, one by one. — The Power Games by Brynley Bush

 

“He did not have a prissy official’s hands, nor an ambassador’s, but a fighter’s. Scarred, callused, rough. With those hands, he’d keep her safe.” — Captured by the Cyborg by Cara Bristol

 

The lift of her lips matched the chill in her eyes. “Like you believe in prophecy.” — Gavin’s Woman (A PSI Sentinel Novella) by Pamela Moran

 

I was alone with the kitchen with two men I was incredibly drawn to—whom I loved—and we had to discuss the possibility of me having sex with one while the other watched, so I could cut all ties to the former and maybe spend my human years with the latter. Just your usual Tuesday. — Cherry Pie (Vampire Cherry, #3) by Sotia Lazu (Release date: 10/31/2016)

 

That initial reaction to seeing Gabe Nicholetti, the Harbinger of Death, sitting and waiting — who was going to die? — Blind Sight (PSI Sentinels: Guardians of the Psychic Realm, Book 2) by Pamela Moran

 

Moving up behind Chandler, Alex leaned forward until they were almost touching. She put her mouth close to Chandler’s right ear. “Do I make you nervous?” — Wicked Magic: Spellbound Book 1 by K.T. Black

 

He could class himself as drop dead gorgeous and appreciate the utter literal nature of the phrase. — No Angel by Pippa Jay

 

“If I really am dead, then someone must have killed me.” — Stolen Spirit (PSI Sentinels: Guardians of the Psychic Realm, Book 1) by Pamela Moran

 

I wouldn’t feel half-crazy if I could actually see the ghost. If he really was eye candy, why not show himself to me? — Caged Bird by Haley Whitehall

 

Invisible, she swirled upward, into the low hanging clouds, wrapped her essence in the moisture, pulled it into her being, then plunged into the ocean as a torrent of sudden rain beat down onto the sand and water in an unleashed assault of bent up frustration. — Elemental Curse: Water House (Sexy To Go Paranormal Edition) by Pamela Moran

 

Somewhere, lurking among the ordinary humans, there was another Elemental in the crowd. — In Her Element by Laurel Richards (Release date: 9/1/2016)

 

“What are you, Sebastian?” A fine tremor shook her, trembled along the edge of her soft voice. — Elsie’s Secret (A PSI Sentinel Novella) by Pamela Moran

 

“No, but I haven’t wanted to get my opponent naked before.” — Someone Like Him by Susanna Eastman

 

“Someone’s gotta see what that hunk of a man tastes like.” — The Sinful Chocolatier by Bobbi Romans

 

Her words tempted his desire to ask for a deeper connection than a dollar of his time. — Midnight Caller by Haley Whitehall

 

He longed to feel the captain’s bare skin against his, though the thought scared him—had scared him since the first day on the beach. — Saltwater Lover by Shiloh Saddler

 

“People don’t belong in oceans. That’s why God invented swimming pools.” — Outrush by Errin Stevens (WIP)

 

“How awful if we had to do this, and it meant nothing.” — Captive Heat by Susanna Eastman

 

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Want more one-liners? Check out these past posts:

 

One-liners (Part 1) https://allieritch.wordpress.com/2011/11/12/one-liners-part-1/

One-liners (Part 2) https://allieritch.wordpress.com/2011/11/19/one-liners-part-2/

Hooked on One-Liners – Part 1 https://allieritch.wordpress.com/2013/03/16/hooked-on-one-liners-part-1/

Hooked on One-Liners – Part 2 https://allieritch.wordpress.com/2013/03/23/hooked-on-one-liners-part-2/

Fall In Love with One-Liners https://allieritch.wordpress.com/2014/09/06/fall-in-love-with-one-liners/

Halloween One-Liners https://allieritch.wordpress.com/2015/10/03/halloween-one-liners/